Funny barber joke

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A young boy enters a barbers shop for haircut and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in another hand, then called the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later in the day, when the customer leaves the shop, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill from the barber?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!

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